Markiplier Reader [NEW 2015]

Something Isn't Right pt.1

Mark was invited to a wedding in the Bahamas by one of his female friends. He didn't want to show up alone, so he invited you as his "date".

There was something fishy to you about the wedding ~you brought it up to Mark numerous times~ but you listened to his better judgement.

It was two hours before the wedding. You two were getting ready in a hotel that was about an hour and a half away from the event.

"Mark, is my dress on right?" You walk in on Mark buttoning up his dress shirt. You noticed his blazzer and tie on the bed behind him. He turns around and raises a ridiculously perfect eyebrow at you.

"Is it supposed to be on left?"
"Cute, but I'm serious. Is it on right?"
"Turn around. Let me see."

You turned around and looked over your shoulder to see what Mark was doing...

Unzipping his pants?

You act like you didn't see it and straightened your dress.

"You look perfectly perfect. Also I have something to give you."

You hear a drawer open and close. Then the sound of a jewelry case opening hits your ears. Just then a cold chain wraps around your neck. You look down at the light blue sapphire amulet in the shape of an infinity sign.

"Oh my God, Mark! How much did you pay for this?"
"Enough for the receipt to have six digits on it."
"Wait, no. I don't deserve this. Take it off. Take it back."

You feel the chain tighten slightly around your neck as Mark closes the clip shut. He turns you around and wipes a stray hair out of your face. He smiles as you eyes met his.

"You are my best friend. If I'm going with pretty lady, she deserves pretty jewelry."
"Mark...thank you."
"Your welcome!"
"Ready to go?"
"Yeah sure, let me just grab something."

You click clack out to the car as you wait for Mark to come out. You open the car door and a hot wave strikes you straight in the face.

You hurriedly start up the car and turn on the AC.

"So glad AC was invented." You say as the cool air starts to fill up the air around you.

You see Mark rush out the house with his blazzer on his arm and the house keys in his hand.

He hops into the car and smiles at you stupidly.

"Ready Freddy?"
"Sure am Mark."

On the whole way there you two laughed and joked about how today's society of cartoons suck.

"Phineas and Ferb!"
"Mom! Phineas and Ferb are building a title sequence!"
"Oh Mark, what about Flapjack?"
"That was a fucked up show."
"Chowder?"
"Radda Radda radda!"
"Pokemon?"
"Did you know they said Ash was dreaming the whole thing? That's why he never aged and that same nurse appears all the time?"
"I heard it was a mother telling her daughter a story."
"Everyone's entitled to they're own opinion, even though your FuCKinG WrOnG!"
"Mark...I'm telling Pewds."
"Pls no."

You laugh at Mark as you two pause and stare out separate windows.

"Hey Mark."
"Hello."
"No I mean...whatever. There's this show called Steven Universe, and there's a lot of people who don't watch it."
"Why exactly? Because last time I checked, a lot of people don't watch a lot of stuff (y/n)."

You pause and think about what you were about to bring up.

"Three of the main protagonist are from a planet inhabited only by females. Many believe that they are suggesting they're lesbians."
"And where are you going with this?"
"It used to be four girls, but one of them died and became a part of her half blood son...Steven Universe. Complicated shit."
"Okay, so she was a part of this...Uh "lesbian planet" too?"
"Yeah. Her name was Rose. Where I'm going with this is... she was the only one to ever have sex with a human."

Mark looks at you with another cocked eyebrow.
"So...." He says, eyes still on the road.

"So what I mean is...What other subliminal messages are they putting in children shows? Many people don't ever think about the plot of stories anymore. They just watch them."

"What's that new show with the three bears who are trying to get friends and shit?"
"We Bare Bears."
"Oh, cool. But your right. Disney Channel and Nickelodeon suck now. It's not even for kids now. I'd rather watch Cartoon Network with Gumball and Darwin. Actual kid shows."
"I like your views and opinions Mark."
"Most girls only like my view..."

You two suddenly pull up into a parking lot near the beach where the wedding was happening. There was a path of flower pedals lined with ushers leading to the main event.