Markiplier Reader [NEW 2015]

Pundertale

Hey so when i first got onto Wattpad i read Shh, Dark Is Here by DatPizzaSliceTho. In the middle of 1-3 books they had a dirty pickup line contest. I wanted to make something like that soo...

"Hey Mark. I read some dirty jokes at work the other day."

"Hey, I have some pretty good jokes myself. Well..pick-up lines."

"Is that I challenge i'm hearing?"

"Sure is girly. You start."

You smile and pull up the page on your phone.

"I am bread isn't the only thing that makes me scream."

"Oh...good one. But.. Did you know my hair isn't the only thing that's long?"

"Ahh...but Mark, I'll let you stab me in the butt."

"I already have. But anyway, the computer isn't the only thing I'll be on all night."

"Oh Mark. You're coming in strong."

"Heh heh. This competition isnt the only thing I'll come in strong."

"Mark! Its my turn!"

"Ok..ok."

"Pizza is my 2nd favorite thing to eat in bed."

Mark laughed and smacked you on the ass. It hurt like all hell.

"Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken and you can be the box i come in."

"Ow...ow...ow...butt..hurting..."

"Don't worry babe. Ill fill in your space. Hey girl, are you a gamepad? Cause I'll bang you all over my desk!"

"Well, I'd like to see that one come true."

Mark winked at you and made a derp face.

"Are you Minecraft? Cause I'd play u drunk."

"Damn you and your ability to drink alcoholic beverages! Five nights at Freddy's isn't the only thing that's long and hard."

"Heh. Screaming isn't the only thing I'm good at."

"Pie won't be the only thing ill be eating tonight."

"Oh Mark. Are your knees dirty? Cause i don't want to get my floor dirty."

"You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause i know exactly what that pussy needs."

"You know what they say...finders keepers. I think i just found you!" (i made this one up off the top of my head...)

"You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as i have a face, you have a seat."

"Mark! You are turning into a douchebag!"

"Well even if i am..." Mark pulls you onto his lap and kisses you down onto his desk. He pushes the recording equipment out of the way and looks at you passionately.

"Wanna be like my gamepad?"

"I rather be like a Pringles can."

"How so?"

"Once you pop me, you can't stop."

Mark threw his head back in laughter. He snuggled his head into your neck and whispered into your ear.

"I love you more than space."

"Really?"

"Not really...but you're a close second."

"Aw Mark!"