Markiplier Reader [NEW 2015]

The Blood Moon Is Rising

It was almost that time of the month again, and you wanted to buy some more...uh..*cough* stuff.

As you walked into that isle, you saw a man with ruffled punk dyed hair looking around. He kept running his hand through his hair, ruffling it up over and over again.

Then at one point he looked your way and smiled. You smiled back and continued to shop. You looked down at your clothes.

Sweatshirt and saggy sweat pants.

But you didn't care. He was apparently here for a woman, so you didn't even consider it.

About to leave the isle, you hear footsteps running behind you.

"Excuse me miss. Uh, I was wondering if you could tell me what a girl with your...um build would uh..You kinda get what I'm saying."
"Sure." You picked out the package you had just grabbed and handed it to him.
"She should fit these. Also, get her chocolate...lots of chocolate. And I'll just get another one off the shelf.
He grabbed your shoulder as you turned around and squeezed it.

"No need to miss."
"Huh?"
"Hope this doesn't sound weird, but I've been in this isle on and off all day. Trying to find a woman to help me."
"Um...and how'd that go?"
"You're the first."
"Well, jeez. With that..." You looked him up and down and stopped halfway in between for a second before returning to his face."You'd think a girl would have snatched you up already."

"Nope. You're the first."
"Well it was my pleasure to meet you, but I have to get going.."
"It's cool. Just let me play for...um....those, and that box of chocolate."
"You seem nice enough. Sure, knock yourself out."
"If I do that, then I won't be able to buy the stuff."
"Haha. Really funny. What's your name might I ask...ya know, since you're buying my stuff. I'm (y/n) by the way."
"I'm Mark. Also know as-"

"MARKIPLIER! DAD! THAT'S MARKIPLIER!" A boy about ten ran up to Mark and held out a new game that his parent was hopefully about to buy. Mark pulled out a Sharpie and sighed the game, even drawing a little box with a face on it.
After the boy almost skipped off, Mark turned back towards you.

"What that boy said."
"Multiplier?"
"No, Markiplier."
"So are you some type of celebrity?"
"YouTube famous. I'm a gamer, let's player, nerd, geek, whatever you wanna call it."
"Wanda?"

You two had finally reached the register and there was a tall man named Hugo.

"Oh ahaha. That's not funny...it hilarious! Uh, excuse me sir, can you ring all this up at once?"
"So..."
"Yeah, me and my buddy are basically Cosmo and Wanda now. He dyed his hair green. Our fanbase has made so many little jokes about our hair that it started to get out-played the day after we dyed our hair. "

"In the same style? Or all of his hair?"
"Tis only a wee bit of the laddy's hair. Sorta like me hair up on top of me scruffy head!"
"Is your friend Irish?"
"How'd you guess?!"
"Beginners luck huh?"

After ringing up all the items, Mark pulls out a solid fifty an puts it in Hugo's hand.
"Can you stay here and wait one second (y/n)? I have to go get something."
"Ok sure."

Mark walks away from the register, leaving you and Hugo to glance at each other and look away when caught. He was kind of cute to you, but you never actually got a good look at him.

"Ok...I'm back."
"What's all this?"
"For you."
"A teddy bear, cookies, chocolate, balloons...Mark, I don't deserve all this."

Mark set all the stuff on the conveyor belt (it looked pretty funny since the bear was ten times bigger than him) and grabbed your hand.

"I believe that every woman in the world deserves to be treated with respect and love. I don't care if I don't know you, you're a beautiful young lady and you deserve to be spoiled. I promise this isn't some trick to get in your pants, it's just an act of kindness."

"This is the most wonderful thing anybody has ever done for me. Wait. Do you assume I'm on my period?! Cause I'm not."
"Calm down (y/n). I didn't assume that at all. Even though you were shopping for those things."
"I like to stack up ahead of time. Do you really want to see a girl in the store drop a package of those and start to break down and cry?"
"No...?"
"Well that's why i stack up. I see you stack up too...on cash."
"Yeah, I try to keep about two hundred dollars on me at all times. It's cool just in case see something happens."

"That'll be $26.58. So here's your change sir. Have a nice day you two."
"Thank you...uh Hugo."

Mark grabbed all the stuff and waddled over to find a basket to put the stuff in. After, you two decided on a walk through the park in the nice autumn air. Mark met you up at the park with all the little trinkets and chocolates, and you two talked all the day away.

"Hey Mark?"
"Yep?"
"The blood moon is rising..."
"What?"
"..."
"Oh, uhh, Oh....goddamit. I'm guessing we need to get you back to the car ASAP?"
"I can probably- whoa. You're strong."

Mark had lifted you off the ground and was sprinting down the street towards the parked car.

"One of my better qualities."
"What's one of your bad one's? You can tell me if you want."
"Well, i'm a masochist."
"Is that really that bad?"
"Nope. But I'm also a dominant male. Very protective."
"So you're motive is something like, Man fuck girl, man no fuck other girl. Man beat other man ass if touch girl. Girl fucks man for showing strength and agility. Man makes girl moan until she-"
"Hey young lady, watch your mouth."
"Man gets fucked up by girl because he tell her what to do."
"So... are you the same girl I fucked and made moan until
she-"
"Hey...watch your mouth."

You two laugh as you open up to Mark. It seemed as If you've known him forever, but truth is...you've only known him for five and a half hours.

You reach the car and he pulls out the package handing a pad to you. You shake your head and facepalm as you point to the actual blood moon eclipse in the sky.

"Um (y/n). I'm sorry."
"It's cool. You didn't know."
"I'm just a plain idiot."
"It's not your fault that you didn't know there was an actual blood moon today. I understand you thought I was using code words."
"I bet you want to kill me...don't you?"
"No. After all we've done today I'd never kill you."
"Well I'd kill you."
"WhAt???"
"In bed."

You blush as Mark started to rub the inside of your thigh, making sure you were fine with it.

"You know (y/n)... I feel as if I remember you from some
place."
"Where would that be?"

You call out softly as his touch turns you on even more. He takes note of that and continues to do the same motions.

"I don't know..."
"Well you certainly know how to make me happy."
"Which way?"
"Each and every way..."
"I haven't even gotten to the best part!"
"And what part would that be Mark?"
"I can show you better than I can tell you."

Mark leaned you back slowly against the roof of the car, making sure his eyes never leave your's.

His hand slowly strokes back and forth dangerously against the middle of your sweatpants.

In the darkness of night all you can hear is the buzzing of nature, and Mark's name through the forest.

"Markkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!"