Lovesick

5

"Hey."

"Hmm?"

"What are you looking at?"

The boy raised his hand to his heart, "Why, isn't it obvious? I'm looking at the most gorgeous thing in the world!"

"...thing?" The former asked, her expression soft but slightly put out.

"Hey hey! I....was soo entranced by your beauty that I wasn't able to speak coherently. What I meant to say was, I was looking at the most beautiful person and wondering how did I ever get her in my life."

The girl raised her head and looked into his eyes as she giggled. "Oh you! Stop saying such sweet cheesy things! Too many sweets is bad for the heart."

"Come on! It's true! Look at you! You're lovely both inside and outside. I'm soo glad you've come into my life. I...cant imagine my life without you, you know."

"Awww...is my dear Mal èeve Dummkfop getting all sentimental? And I thought it were girls who were the emotionally lovestruck ones."

"Mal èeve Dummkfop?"

"Yup! My Idiotic jerk!"

The boy snorted. "What love! Kinder words have never been spoken!"

"Hmph. You know it's true. You can be an idiotic jerk most of the time. "

"You said I'm your idiotic jerk."

She stopped and paused, a soft smile grew on her face, "I guess I did. Your mine, my Mal èeve Dummkfop! "

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"Okay, so I've read your assignments....and one thing I've realized is this. No one's getting out of my extra classes till I see some improvement, actually till you people get things straight! English is a scoring subject..."

Blah blah blah....how droll. Eric sighed internally. He remembered how his teachers used to give his class he exact same lecture and hiw he just shrugged it off.

And guess who decuded to do just that today! Ding ding ding! Prof Eric Saunders that's who!

Who could have guessed it, he, Mr. I'll never be a Bore like em Oldies was now giving the same boring ass lecture which he used to bunk.

Well, Karma sure is a bitch. He concluded. He was dragging his speech along, noting the jerks who dozed off, the few young couples making out.....what the fuck? In my class? In front of me! , the gossip Queens, course he couldnt ignore the ones who had activated their puppy dog eyes which clearly said "Please don't punish us, we'll make sure it won't happen again. I'm an angel, fall for my pretty face."

Then there were the suck ups. Now these...he used to hate.

Key word here being used to.

Right now...he loved them. They're like his biggest fans, even if they actually weren't, it sure felt like it. Nerds, teacher's pet....whatever. Now he understood why those geezers loved them and never chided them for sucking up to them...always buttering things.

"So now that that's done, let's take a look at some of the finest minds and geniuses of the class, shall we?"

....no one even responded. Typical. Eric couldn't help but snort. This is going to be fun. Afterall he's going to read out some of the most obnoxious papers ever written!

"Randell. Ah this paper! You know, Randell here believes that Mac Beth was a pussy who...what was that Randell?" A small voice had interrupted him. All heads turned to Randell, whose face was red it embarrassment.

"I said I get it. I was stupid and deserve that punishment and that....that fail."

Eric looked at him. As a lecturer he now held their future in his hands. He wouldn't want to ruin the wrong persons life now would he? He knew about Randell....he was an ace student.

It was his brother's death that made him the way he was now....and Eric couldn't blame him. Tragedy can change a person.

"No you haven't failed...but i wont be lying if I said that you were close to it." He noticed Randell relax his shoulders. "Just...just write sensibly next time, if you havent bothered to study."

....Well so much for being tough.

Clearing his throat, Eric went through the papers, he had to get through them and knew from his 2 years experience that this was the only way.

"Hmmm...Ah this...James! I see you've decided to update me on the Game of Thrones. Good thing you did. I think I'm inspired to do just what George R R Martin does best. You know what I mean, how some major unexpectedly dies? ....That's going to be the story of your marks. Pretty neat huh? Now you can proudly claim that your life is finally living the modern Game of Thrones!"

A few groans were heard. James....oh...he was one of those guys. He was one of those whom Eric noted were making out. No sooner had Eric finished speaking, the blonde who James was smooching shoved him away, must have realized that he saw them. Eric smirked. "Well isn't that lovely! Lover boy got punched! So much for young love. Samantha, pushing the guy doesn't mean you'll be excused. I did see it all you know. Anyways, let's get to the important stuff, like your mark. You got 12 out 100. In English. Need I say more?

I can go on all day! Shall I? Or will you people get your heads out of the gutter and get serious! If you can't prepare for something as mundane or silly as English, then please get out of my class! You could atleast write sensibly or score in grammar! We all spoke English don't we? What is wrong with you all!"

Ok....he was back to lecturing. Back to square one...wait a second...are they-

Oh
My
God

Those girls are crying! Well that's swell! If they didn't want to fail they should have studied. Do they really think this will work?

Great...What next? A tornado will strike the city?

"Attention. Teachers and Students are to note that there has been a sudden change in the weather. Everyone is advised to remain within the school and college campus and not step out. A huge storm is approaching. Anyone who disobeys will have to face the consequences. The school is not to be held responsible for any injury for them."

Well.....Thats just great!

I seriously really need to contact my fairy godmother and get her changed. The current one sucks.