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Me: moms spaghetti.
Me: moms spaghetti**
Me: MOMS SPAGHETTI**
Me: B R B** WTF HOW?? JUST HOW??
Friend: idk XD
Me: I just started choking.. BLEHH I'm dad now x.x
Friend: you're dad now?? XD
Me: nuuuuu dead not dad XD
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Me: I got Mtn Dew and two boxes of candy, I'm probably gonna get pregnant today.
My friend: with who..?
Me: DARNIT! Hyper* don't know how hyper turned into pregnant...
My friend: ooohh, then in that case I'll go hide the flamethrowers lol
*later*
Me: Lore-car-is
Me: wait.
Me: wtf.
Diff friend: ???
Me: I meant lol* the heck is Lore-car-is???
Friend: idk lol
Me: the weird thing is that my auto correct hasn't been on for months and I've never said that before.
