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Sent by cooltmntleofangirlI think this kinda turned into a roleplay?

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Me: XD mine is freaking broken because my friends poured water on it. IT RECORDES PICTURES!!!!

Friend: HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

Me: I HAVE KNOW DUCKING IDEA!!!

Friend: OML

Me: I KNOW!!!

Friend: HAHA XDD

Me: I'm not kidding though it recorders pictures

Friend: that's weird af

Me: Yep

Friend: you know what else is weird af

ME

Me: Nooooooo!!!! ME!!!!

Friend: MEEEE

*hiss*

Me: MEEE

*hiss*

*claw*

Friend:*attack*

Me:*moved and attacks form behind*

Friend:*Ninja roll away*

Me:*brings out secret weapon* *evil smirk*

Friend: OH NU

Me: *pees all over* (laughing emoji)

Friend: OMG

*vomits*

Me: *walks over with some still in the tank*

Friend: *hides in a trash can*

Me: *closes trash can*

I WIN!!!

Friend: I am with my brother

SO I WIN

Me: OH HECK NO!!!

*ATTACKS*

Friend: OH HECK YES

Me: NU UH!!!

Friend: YEAH HUH

Me: NOPE!!! (Popes the 'p')

Friend: pope

Me: I should send this to Shadenight on wattpad!!! She does funny texts!

They are absolutely hilarious!!!

Friend: ok then


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