Dedicated to @TheNerdBunny.
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Crush: Hey
Me: Hi
Crush: Wanna go out? :)
Me: Stupid!
Crush: ..
Me: I'm so sorry! *failed to send*
Me: Yes, I'll go out with you! *failed to send*
Me: Stop it you piece of sh*t!
Crush: ...
Me: (I'm so sorry!) You're so stupid to think I'll go out with you.
Crush: Um ok, bye
Me: Noo I got autocorrected! *failed to send*
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