Sent by PoisionedNightshade.
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Me: Hey!
Friend: what's up?
Me: Not much, my moms out right now.
Friend: oooo, so you're home alone?
Me: yep.
Friend: cool, where'd your mom go anyways?
Me: oh, my moms at the OL' farting lab.
Friend: ...
Me: *farting*
Me: **farting*
Friend: this is starting to get awkward.
Me: *farting*
Me: AGH!!! *fasting lab*
Friend: ahaha, xD
Me: STUPID SPELL CHECK!
Friend: I was worried there for a sec xD
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Grandma: Alight, where did you want me to meet you again?
Grandpa: The recreation center.
Grandma: Alright, me and the girls will be there soon.
Grandpa: K, see you soon
Grandma: See you soon jerk.
Me: xD
Grandpa: What did I do?
Grandma: Sorry! Sorry! Your granddaughter yelled "jerk" at the driver in front of us as I was using text talk!
Grandpa: Oh.
Me: Opps, just have that kind of personality xD
