Sent by 1warriorcatfan.
__________________________________________________________________
Me: I just completed my first murder, and it was AWESOME
Best friend: WHAT?! YOU WHAT?!
Me: I MEAN MAZE NOT MURDER
Best Friend: remind me to put a tracking device on you when you come over
____________________________________________________________________
Me: I want cancer again for christmas...
Best friend: WHY ON EARTH DO YOU WANT CANCER?!
Me: COPPER I WANT COPPER FOR CHRISTMAS! I WANT MY DOG BACK
