Sent by LittleMsZodiac.
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Friend: he walked up behind me and scared me. Out of instinct, I kissed him between his legs.
Me: wtf? Well I'm sure he liked that.
Friend: GROSS NO!
I MEANT KISSED!
Me: Yeah you said that already. I get it, you don't need to tell me what you do in your spare time.
Friend: UGH KATE WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU I MEANT KICKED!
Me: Haha but seriously I'm sure he liked it.
Friend: ... Just wow...
