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Me: Mom im at the pharmacy
Mom- Why? What happened?
Me: Is that I was having a terrible headache and I decided to sell myself.
Mom: WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS GO THE THE F*CKING HOUSE RIGHT NOW!
Me: HOLY SH!T MOM NOT SELL MYSLEF *Inject myself
Me: God I hate autocorrect
Mom: God I hate you
Me: O_O
