Sent by thecarelessdaredevil.
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Me: Hey. Do you want to come over for dinner?
Friend: * sends message two minutes after i sent mine* People look like potatoes when they are born.
Me: ... I'll take that as a yes. Call/text me when you're on your way.
Friend: Potassium.
Me: Did auto correct get you?
Friend: No, in the periodic table the symbol for potassium is K.
Me: ... Just come over.
