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Friend: Hey bonz

Me: HELLLOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Friend: Hi

Friend: Watch a doing?

Me: I'm playing w/ my friends and ate my favorite after kill smacks!

Friend: Okay.

Me: How butt ya'?

Friend: I'm okkayyyy......

Me: C'mon tell me about your bar!

The next day...

Me: Good morning! I'm so sorry about the auto bleeper texts yes burp day, I just realized I have autocorrect and I dog hut noe how to porn eat of.

Friend: Wow

I know right da struggle with eat.

Me: Lol wet. I just achieved at church.

Friend: Wet? I don't loaf froxwn i minecraft le

Me: I mean I just archived at church!

Friend: Huhi I dunno what u talk abouy.

Me: I archived in church!

Me: *archive

Me: *archive

Me: *archive

Friend: Ahj don mine me i sis.

Me: *archived

Me: ArRiVeD at church!

Friend: IKR

Me: Hurry up! I'm already at church! Yassss!!! I trped it wright!!

Friend: I am still grooming myself and did you know I won the spelling bee because no one knew how to spell chaos? XD

Me: Hahahahahaha!!!That are spelling world on grade one!!! XD

Me: I should put are converse on Fundy Rex Bleepers!!!

Friend: IKR! I was practicing more harder words and it was sooooo easy!

Me: IKR

Friend: ???

Friend: Let's play MCPE later at church!

Me: K!

1 hour later...

Me: Hurry up!!! Come her name!!!

Friend: I will wait okay!

Friend: Lol ;) :)

1 hour later....

Me: Berp up!!

Me: How did HuRrY become barf?

30 minutes later...

Me: Come her already!!

30 minutes later...

Me: Herby up!!!

30 minutes later....

Me: AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR!!!!!!! HURBY UP!!!!!!!!!

Friend: Wait!

30 minutes later....

Me: How long do ya' take to comb your hat?!

30 minutes later...

Me: Aggghhhrrrrrr!!!! Get your butt her now!!! I'm just waisting my load scolding you!!!!!

Friend: Hold on and strip texting to save load!!!!!!

30 minutes later...

Me: AGGGHHHRRRRR HERBY UPPPP!!!!!

30 minutes later....

Me: SRSLY?! Will it take you almost one day to com by your hat?!!?!

30 minutes later...

Me: What's taking you soooo long?!?!?!

30 minutes later...

Me: OMIIII!!!!! WHATS TAKING TOY SOOOO LONGGGG?!?!?!

1 hour later...

Me: I give up!! I'm going whom!!!

5 minutes later at home....

Friend: Where are you I just finished grooming?

Me: I hat you!!!



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