[sequel to teen helpline]
❝Hello, this is the Breakup Helpline, designed and manufactured to cater to your brokenhearted needs. How may I help you?❞
❝My girlfriend...just cheated on me. With my best friend.❞
❝Um..uh, hold on...oh, fuck...
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"It's so hard to get Phase 3 working. I mean, girls are so hard to talk to."
"What? No hi? Where's your manners? And you wonder why girls won't talk to you."
"But I thought we're past the 'Hi' phase. Anyway, god, every time I go up to a girl and talk to her, I just get nervous and weird and fidgety, then I fucked it up and she's all weirded out by me."
"Jesus, Franklin. It's not rocket science. You don't have to fucking propose. Just get her desperate enough to go out with you."
"Yeah, but..."
"Why don't you try it on me? I'm a girl."
"Oh really? Could've fooled me."
"Shut up! I'm trying to get you a vagina's perspective. The least you could do is not make fun of it."
"...okay then, very well. Ahem, hem. Hey there."
"More flirtatious."
"What?"
"Make it sexier."
"This is so weird."
"What?"
"This."
"It's not weird. I do this all the time."
"What? Practice picking up boys with people you've never met on the phone?"
"Yeah, it's an app call Tinder."
"You make me worry about you sometimes."
"It's fine, my mom worry about me too."
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serena's so fun to write. i get to say things i'm not allowed to.
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