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"I'm hungry."
"Serena, it's midnight."
"I want taco bell."
"You want E.Coli?"
"I'll risk it for delicious hot burritos."
"Serena, it's midnight. You know that it's unhealthy to eat this late, right?"
"ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?"
"No, I'm not-"
"Fuck you, Franklin. I'm not fat and even if I was, I would look pretty damn fine. You would be lucky to stick your penis in me."
"I'm sure you're not fat. You look fine, Serena."
"How would you know? We've never met."
"Because...I...could sense you're as beautiful as your personality."
"God, you sound like a Twitter Inspirational quote. Hang up before I punch you."
"I'm fine with that."
"Don't be mean to me! I'm almost leaving."
"Well, that's your fault."
"Aww, does wittle Franklin want me to stay?"
"God, you're impossible."
"Impossibly hard to resist, obviously."
"..."
"Please, you'll miss me when I'm gone.You're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my TACO!"
"..."
"C'mon. You are going to miss me."
"...yeah, I will. It'll be different without talking to you everyday."
"Hey, we can probably call and talk once a while? Eh, sure it'll be expensive...but...we can do it."
"Like maybe...once a week?"
"Yeah, sure! I don't mind."
"When though?"
"Hmm....maybe Tuesday."
"Tuesday? How come?"
"Because yesterday is Tuesday and today is also Tuesday too!"
"What?"
"...How are we still friends?"
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