H0m357uck 0n32h072 [ Cl023d]

karkat x reader: crabby-ness Prt 1

"hi mr. crab"
"SHUT UP"
"why mr. crab"
"FUCKING SHUT UP (y/n) IM NOT A FUCKING CRAB"

you signed and poked his cheek "what ever mr. crab" you offten okay always teased karkat by calling him mr. crab that word came from sollux and terezi's mouth when they were having a pointless argument " I SAID IM NOT A CRAB IM KARKAT VANTAS FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!" he yelled for the whole world to hear "hey mr. crab" john said "i am not a fucking crab" karkat whispered "hey crab bro" dace said as he pushed up his ironic glasses " shut up ironic shades"

"hey mr. crab" rose and jade said as tge walked in "so where's ms. crab" karkat blushed "n-no shut up!!!" karkat said and stormed off to his room room yelling over and over and over and over "i am not a fucking crab" and they heard him trashing up hid bedroom

looks like dave has some cleaning to do later
dave: yeeeeeaaaahhhhh im not cleaning today

rose: *ahem* *shows a cleaning list*

thursday
dave

dave: cold darn it

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PRT 2 coming soon