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(C.S)homestuck oneshot: what karkat and nepeta think of christmas/perigee

(C.S)- christmass special
We are here to find out what nepeta and karkles think about perigee or christmas lets find out =]
Also Advanced Merry christmass everyone
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Me: *knocks on karkats door*

Karkat: *opens the door* OH ITS YOU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED?

Me: what do you think of christmas

Karkat: WHAT IN ALTHERNIA THE FUCK IS CHRISTMAS?

Me: perigee!

Karkat: OH!....IS IT LIKE HUMANOID HOLIDAY OR WHATEVER FUCK

Me: its human not humanoid karkles anyway what do you think

Karkat: WELL IF PERIGEE IS SIMILAR TO THIS CHRISTMAS THEN IT MAYBE FINE....BUT YOU DONT HANG A SCALEBEAST ON A TREE YOU HANG WEIRD FLOWER DECORATION SHIT

Me: soooo

Karkat: *face palm* FUCK.....YOU..... * Raises "the finger" and slams the door*

Me: okay

(later)

Me: *knocks on nepeta's door*

Nepeta: :33> be down i a sec * opens door* kai-kun!!! Have you seen my purrfect ship yet its purretty *drags me up her room* look

Me: *sees.....kaixjohn* f-f-fuck ne-nepeta what the hell

Nepeta: why do you not like mew ships

Me: no not that but why john!

Nepeta: well you two always hangout

Me: anyway im here to ask you something

Nepeta: :33> yes

Me: what do you think of perigee

Nepeta: :33> ha im so glad you asked i luv e-fur-ything about it

Me: well there you go guyd kitkat is negative and nepeta is possitive merry perigee everyone

Karkat: MY NAME IS KARKAT
K. A. R. K. A. T. NOT KITKAT!!!