H0m357uck 0n32h072 [ Cl023d]

16 facts about author-chan + cossover

I see alot of people do this so why not
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1: my name is kai im about....12 years old im a female a lot of people mistaken my username for a guy ^^'.....im an aquarius bet you guys cant guess whats my birthday XD

2: i have mixed up emotions but no one understands it...so bottle and cork comes in (some people get this) and locks and i throw it away

3: i love cheesecake ilove cookies and cute things i love to draw and paint.....also....i love homestuck

4: if you met me personaly you'll maybe wish you never met me.....well you can talk to me but im not gonna respond possitive answers to you that much..... but sometimes....if im in a bad mood expect a table might be fliped....0-0

5: im a girl you can trust with keeping a secret with

6: you can have Name off with me
Name off:
Ex.
Noah: kaizen
Kai: norhaos
Noah: kaiko
Kai: naijijixu
(lol facebook)

7: expect some languages when you talk to me.....i offten cuss 0^0 bad i know

8: i like yaoi 0*0'

9: i dont like to make oc's if i dont have their clothes and accecories

10: im weird in a clam way : )

11: my name came from an anime yu yu hakusho yukina hiei's sister.....what her filipino name.....its my name but my name isnt kai you see kai can be seen on my name along with other names in my full name you can atleast find 35++ names how do i know......i tried it took me all day i lost count of how many ^^'

12: im forgetful at times i suck at life.....i express my emotions through stories...... I love listening to rock songs like the band GET SCARED, BVB, Falling in revers

13: i feel everyone of my friends pitty me.....hey just because i dont talk to much means you gotta pitty me ugh geez

14: i love makeing new friends (especialy the ones i can realte like @saberhybrid & @moonpanther ^^ love these guys)

15: my fave characters are
Bleach: ulquiora, ichigo, rukia

Naruto: deidara, sai, sasori, neji, hinata, ino

Homestuck: karkat, eridan (we need somebody to love....lol), tavros, sollux (hacker boy), dave, roxy, kankri, meenah, meulin, nepeta (pretty much everyone except the bad guys)

Fandomstuck: hetalia, supernatural, harrypotter, homestuck, yu-gi-oh, pokemon, mlp (suppa cute tho), creepypasta (iz like a mix of slendy, jeff, ben)

Undertale: mettaton, blooky, sans ( the little guy i look up to him) papyrus, undyne, flowery (i dont know much about undertale yet)

Tooooo muccchhhhhh..............

16: im affraid of needles, doctors hospital stuff....and did i mention sodako too

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Terezi: *dressed as sodako and dials my number* its ringing hehehehe

Me: huh?.....no one calls me.....maybe its a prank call from that blonde midget *answers phone* hey Ben if y-

Terezi: *sodako voice* you have seven days to live

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppp

oh......
my......
fucking.....
shit......

me: hehehahahahahahahaha omfs *faints*

*get scared the strangest tranger plays as a ringtone for ben*

(everyone in my contacts ringtone is from get scared, falling in revers, blackveilbrides ETC. XD )
-on the other side-

BEN: kaaaaaaaaiiiiiii.... so be it

kaiko

nakio

nokaio

kaijitstu

kaikocrunck

kaizilla

zikalia

kaizelda

linkai

kaiben lol nope

fffuuuucccckkk danmit answer.....*puts phone away* what am i gonna do with this sketching material.....oh well....

-on the other one-
gamzee: *pokeing me with a stick* is she dead

tavros: }:(

me: dudes i only have seven days to live

*seventh day*
me: *laying in a coffin*

scream: nnnnuuu my awesome sissssteeeerrrrrrrr ;A; i shall avenge yyooouuuuu

jet: *frowns*

Rex: tch......god danm it *hugs my coffin* kkkaaaaiiii why did you leeeaaaavvveeee

Me: im not dead idiots

All: FUCK YOU KAI OMFGD!!!!

Me: *laughs* sowwy i figured it out just now terezi pranked me uuuggghhh idiot

Terezi : *laughs* took you long enough

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Sooo had a good laugh XD cause i did