H0m357uck 0n32h072 [ Cl023d]

the vantas family prt two: meeting the leijons

signless: *cooking breakfast*

ding dong

signless: karkat can you please open the door

-livingroom-

karkat: *watching romcom's* kankri get the door

kankri: *reading a book*father told you to do it

ding dong ding ding ding ding ding

signless: KARKAT!!!!

karkat: fuck okay okay *gets the door* yeah

diciple: hello there karkat i beilive

nepeta: hewwo karkat

meulin: hiii

karkat: (oh fuck no) u-um c-come in *steps aside*

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singless: nice to have  you here for brunch diciple

diciple: thank you for the invite aswell we have not eaten yet

signless: of course and *chuckles* we do have intresting news to give to the children

kankri: *stops eating* intresting news?....what do you mean father?

signless: well.... me and diciple are well....

karkat: What?

diciple:we.....are....well

diciple and signless: getting married to one another

karkat: *spit takes the milk* OMFG dad NO

nepeta: Yay

meulin: oh.....crab milk

kankri: father please tell me this is a joke this is a triggering joke father!

diciple: no....it is not

kankri: oh....

karkat: *stands up*  your honor i  SHALL OBJECT!!!

to be continued:.......