H0m357uck 0n32h072 [ Cl023d]

homestuck oneshot little red fuck hood by: kankri vantas

little red fuck hood- karkar vantas
wolf- gamzee makara
old lady- sollux
narrator kankri
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karkat: FUCK NO FUCK FUCK FUCKING KANKRI FUCK YOU I AM NOT WEARING THIS SHIT!!!!

kankri: y9u kn9w that is verry triggering p9rrim st99d up all ni9ht t9 make th9se it w9uld 6e such a waist

karkat: I DONT CARE!!!!TRIGGER MY FUCKING ASS YOU-

sollux: piink ii2 not a good color for me

gamzee: Is ThIs MoThErfUcKiNg SuIt SuPpOsE tO iTcH lIkE tHiS?

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kankri:one day grandma sollux was sick and needed medicine so he asked

karkat: yeah yeah ill go to town

sollux: the red ones okay

karkat: *out the door*

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s9 when little red fuck h99d came h9me

karkat: sollux i got your....medicine *sees gamzee trying to eat sollux's arm* hEy MotHeRfUckiNg KaRbro

sollux: ii2 thii2 2tiil part of the 2criipt?

kankri: CUT!!! h9w many times d9 i have t9 tell you gamzee y9u d9nt eat s9llux

mituna: hehehe 1 74ugh7 h1m 7h47

kankri: why did i even trust y9u with gamzee
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well this was all i could think of so yeah