popular is my middle name

EVERYONE LOVES ME

"Hey Sel " , "omg Sel that outfit is sooo amazing " , "what supp Sel " ," Sel why are you so cool" . I get like millions of these comments each and every day. I mean I totally get why ppl give me those comments but still . K I'm like so stupid soz , let me tell u who I am and like other stuff bout me .

I'm Selena Montgomery . Im sixteen. I go to Montgomery high and in case your like really dumb and haven't figured , Montgomery High is owned by my daddy . Its a private school and you only have to pay $100,000 a year . My parents are like really really rich and they own like more businesses then I can count but then again I can only count up to 50 .

I love Montgomery High because I am like Mrs popularity or at least I think that's how u spell it . Everyone seems to love me , they well just Ummm adore me . The thing they love about me the most is my aqua eyes , red lips , rosy cheeks and basically all my other body features but what those socially retarded ppl don't get is that I use like extremely expensive makeup so all my features are fake but that's a secret and nobody needs to know that . Another thing ppl love about me is my name Selena . Selena sounds so cool and celebrities like Selena Gomez even have that name but then again my name was actually Sarah and I seriously thought that was a disgusting name , so I lied and told everyone that Selena was my name but I mean there's nothing wrong with lying is there ?? I hang out with the popular crew , or my crew to be honest . We're called the double P , it stands for pretty , perfect . I hate the name from the very bottom of my very fake heart whoops I meant my very very truthful heart and whoever started that name will be officially strangled in my designer Louis Vuitton handbag and then mum and daddy can buy me another designer purse yeah girlfriend !!!!!!! Oh if there's one thing i love as much as money and popularity its my girlfriends . I have three Brittany, Tiffany , Courtney. They are my life we have slumber parties and party over my 20 story high house . I know owning a 20 storey house makes me feel like a social reject but whatever this social reject at my school owns a six storey house , her name is Sarah . What a retarded name omg like Jimmy Fallon's name is Sarah in his pathetic ew show. Oh and other losers include well um , I think everyone in my grade except for me because I am uhmazing . I guess thats everything about me soo far