calum saw a list of contacts immediately after the slideshow of how to use kik.
you have now added hemmo96
you have now added smASHington
you have now added saarrahh
you have now added kaileebands
you have now added taraevanns
calum didn't have many friends, since he had this speech disorder. no one really liked him, except those five amazing people.
he smiled at his phone, and saw someone had already wanted to chat with him.
spideymanmikey has now added you. respond to chat.
clumclum96: hello :)
spideymanmikey: hi biatch
clumclum96: ??
spideymanmikey: nvm
clumclum96: ok
clumclum96: wyd?
spideymanmikey: talking to you what does it look like lol
clumclum96: like ur being a rude smelly carpet
spideymanmikey: then what r u
clumclum96: the person that walks all over you bitch
spideymanmikey: look who's being the rude smelly carpet now
spideymanmikey: why is ur user clumclum96 that's stupid
clumclum96: bc it's cute unlike you
spideymanmikey: *picture attachment* im very cute sma
clumclum96: whOAKAY NO UR HOT TAKe mE NOW
spideymanmikey: carpets can't bang people sorry
clumclum96: they can dry hump
spideymanmikey: ok tru u got me there chummy clummy ole boy
clumclum96: stop
spideymanmikey: what do u look like
clumclum96: *picture attachment*
spideymanmikey: why is there corn coming out of ur mouth
clumclum96: to show how good I would be at sucking ur dick
spideymanmikey: alrighty
spideymanmikey: but ur cute af
clumclum96: thnx ur red hair is kool
spideymanmikey: so tell me about yourself
clumclum96: well im allergic to apples but not corn or dick, my fave color is periwinkle, im gay, and I can't stand jerks who think they're better than everyone just because they do something when others can't
spideymanmikey: im not allergic to apples or corn or dick but im allergic to school, my fave colors are red and black, and I can't stand people with stuttering problems *shutters*
clumclum96: OKAY LISTEN HERE YOU MAIN COURSE OF BITCH SALAD
clumclum96: WE CANT HELP THAT WE TALK THIS WAY AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THAN GO TALK TO SATAN ABOUT IT OKAY YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT
spideymanmikey: um
spideymanmikey: we??
clumclum96: SURPRISE, ASSHOLE I HAVE A STUTTERING PROBLEM
spideymanmikey: oMFG IM SO SORRY IM A DOUCHEBAG IM KIDDING I ONLY CAME ON HERE TO TROLL ILY STRANGER PLS DONT HATE ME IM NOT A JERK IM OBSESSED WITH POKEMON
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kik ↯ malum
Fanfictionin which a boy with a speech disability finds himself falling with a jerk. [lower case intended]
