Dad: remember last night in the office? Wanna do it again tonight?..
Son: ewwww! Dad! Wtf
Dad: wrong person
Dad: DONT WTF ME YOUR GROUNDED!
Son: isn't mom out of town.....O.O
Dad: You're ungrounded, 500 bucks, and a new laptop. Deal

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