a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "do you have any grapes?" the bartender says no, and the duck walks away. next day, the duck walks back into the bar and says, "do you have any grapes?" the bartender says no again, and the duck walks away. about 6 hours later, the duck walks back in and asks yet again, "do you have any grapes?" the bartender says, "no, we still dont have any grapes. if you ever ask me for grapes again, ill nail your feet to the floor!" so the duck walks out. about an hour later, the duck comes back in and says, "do you have any nails?" the bartender says no, and then the duck asks, "do you have any grapes?"
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