gf: hey wanna play to two lies and a truth?
Bf: sure
Gf: one I'm pregnant
Two you're telling my parents
Three I hate bacon
Bf: um.. Three?
Gf: nope that's the lie! Have fun telling my parents
Bf: HOW DO YOU HATE BACON!!
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Funny text message and jokes
RandomHello! I just "borrowed" these from people online so yup! I'll try to update everyday. So I Don't own these awesome ideas! Also if you want to give me requests, requests are open!
