* In the bathroom*
Person in the other stall:hello
Me:hi??
Person in the other stall:how you doing
Me: fine
Person in the other stall: what's the weather like in there
Me: humid
Person in the other stall: oh awesome, can I come round?
Me: NO, excuse me but we just met
Person in the other stall: sorry babe I'm going to have call you back. A stupid person is answering all of my questions
Me:*going red* oh sorry

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