Son: hey dad I got suspended from school today....
Dad: WHAT! What the heck did you do this time?!
Son: well I was in Math and I was talking when the teacher was talking, she walked up to my desk and pointed her ruler at me. She then said to the class "there is a idiot at the end of this ruler." And I said which end.
Dad: that's my boy!
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