Joke #14

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Three drunk men got into the taxi. The driver knew they were drunk and decided to trick them.

He started the engine and then he turned it off and said," We are here." The first guy gave him the money and exited. The second guy thanked him. And the third guy slapped him. The driver thought that he wasn't as drunk until the third guy said," Control you speeding! You almost killed us!"

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