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Mom

Son: my mom is the biggest ****ing b*tch in the whole god d*mn world I hope she burns in h*ll for this s*it

Mom: Ikr what a slu*

Son: lol and she can suck my d*ck!

Mom: you mean like tic tac?

Son: ?

Mom: Get your little *ss Home.

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