Mom
Son: my mom is the biggest ****ing b*tch in the whole god d*mn world I hope she burns in h*ll for this s*it
Mom: Ikr what a slu*
Son: lol and she can suck my d*ck!
Mom: you mean like tic tac?
Son: ?
Mom: Get your little *ss Home.
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RandomHello! I just "borrowed" these from people online so yup! I'll try to update everyday. So I Don't own these awesome ideas! Also if you want to give me requests, requests are open!
