Sorry if this isn't funny. Enjoy anyways
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Fake friends never ask you for food
Real friends take your food
Fake friends call you parents Mr/Mrs
Real friends call your parents Mom/Dad
Fake friends have never seen you cry
Real friends cry with you
Fake friends borrow something and give it back to you
Real friends borrow something and keeps it
Fake friends would knock on your front door
Real friends would walk right in and go to the fridge and eat you food
fake friends know about you
Real Friends could write a book about you
Fake friends will help you up when you fall
Real friends will laugh at you and take pictures of you when you fall
Fake friends will kiss you ex
Real friends will kill you ex
Fake friends are always nice with you
Real Friends will be honest and give you the coldhearted truth and occasionally curse at you
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Funny text message and jokes
RandomHello! I just "borrowed" these from people online so yup! I'll try to update everyday. So I Don't own these awesome ideas! Also if you want to give me requests, requests are open!
