Can't-Sink-This-Ship's One Shots

Pick-Up Line

Pairings: Kagehina
Feel free to steal any and all of these pick-up lines. They're cheesy af.
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Hinata was laughing, and it was mesmerizing to Kageyama. Not that he would ever admit it.
"Oh my god, I just saw this pick-up line on a Doctor Who Tumblr blog! You would love it! It's like:
'Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.' And there's this picture of David Tennant's face behind the words," Kageyama decided that Hinata was quite adorable when he was explaining something he liked, even if it wasn't volleyball and Kageyama had no idea what he was talking about. "That's the tenth doctor, by the way. I forgot I haven't showed you Doctor Who yet."
"Who would actually use pick-up lines? They're cheesy as hell." Kageyama pointed out. Hinata grinned.
"Dude, I would! I know so many pick-up lines; it's not even funny. It reflects poorly on my character, honestly." Kageyama rolled his eyes at his best friend and crush. Unrequited, of course.
"Do you like water, Kageyama-kun?" Kageyama nodded hesitantly.
"Then you already like 70% of me."
I actually like almost 100% of you.
"What if I had said no?" Kageyama asked, threatening his cheeks with death by torture if they started turning red.
"Don't worry, we still have 30% of me to work with." Hinata winked, and Kageyama made a note to himself to follow up on his previous threat.
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." Yep, Kageyama's cheeks were clearly not feeling threatened at all, considering the considerable heat of them.
"Are you good with numbers?" Kageyama shrugged.
"Can I have yours?"
"You already have my phone number, dumbass." Kageyama mumbled.
"Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" Hinata laughed at Kageyama's expression of mild discomfort.
"I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?" Kageyama shook his head, looking away.
Dumbass Hinata. Why do I love you so much? Stupid dumbass Hinata for making me love you.
"Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for." Hinata laughed again.
"I have Skittles in my mouth. Want to taste the rainbow?" It was silent for a moment, and then Hinata said:
"I wasn't joking that time." He held up a bag of Skittles.
"What?" Hinata popped a handful of the brightly-colored candy into his mouth.
What?
"Are you being serious?" Hinata swallowed.
"That's what 'not joking' means, Bakageyama. I like you, dumbass." Kageyama's cheeks flared red.
I like you too.
"So is this you rejecting me? Or are we going to try this again?" Hinata licked his lip nervously.
How could I reject you?
"I'm not rejecting you, dumbass Hinata." Hinata's face lit up, brighter than Kageyama had ever. Blindingly bright.
Hinata popped another handful of Skittles in his mouth and leaned toward Kageyama.
His mouth tasted vibrantly sweet. Just like he is.
Hinata smiled up at him.
"I told you. Pick-up lines work." Kageyama looked at him doubtfully.
No, they don't. Dumbass Hinata. I love you. I love you.
"I'll prove it. Hold this for me." Hinata said, and Kageyama felt Hinata's hand slide into his. His cheeks heated again, but now he wasn't very concerned with hiding it. After all, Hinata would take it as his previous statement being proven true. And then he would smile again, and Kageyama would get that strange feeling again... That fluttery warm feeling in his chest.
Maybe pick-up lines worked, but Hinata wouldn't have ever needed them.
I love you. Dumbass.