I Put down the microphone and hugged Rihanna. Jay, Seth and James, walked over to me.
"Every time we come to a party you have to sing" said Jay
"Aw, you know me so well" I said grabbing his chubby cheeks, then I kissed him on his forehead.
"Dude, your awesome" said James
"I know" I said winking at him, he winked back
I was at the counter drinking a red-bull mixed with vodka, I saw Jay walking around, he seemed confused and mad. He went to Seth.
"Hey, can we go to the store? I need cigarettes" He said
"Yeah, sure just give me this much time" He said holding up a joint that was more than half way gone.
I got up and walked over to Jay.
"What's wrong?" I asked
"Nothing's wrong" he said trying not to look at me
"Your my cousin, I know when your fucking lying, tell me" I said
"I don't want to be here" said Jay
"Why?" I asked
Seth walked over to us.
"Ready?" he asked
"Oh, yeah" said Jay
"I'm coming to before I rape James Franco, over there" I said
"Really?" asked Jay
"Uh, yeah. He's so hot. I can't keep it in my pant's. Im going to get laid." I said
He shook his head. we drove to the store, well hitched a ride in the cab. We went to the gas station.
"Excuse me miss, but my daughter has to use the bathroom really bad" said a man to the cashier
"Read the sign "customer's cannot use the bathroom, without purchase" said the woman
"It's okay, daddy, I can hold it" said the girl
The ground started shaking, everything was falling, Seth fell on me I hit my head on a shelf, I was knocked out.
Jay's POV:
"Marci" yelled Jay
YOU ARE READING
This is the end (FF)
FanfictionCast: Marci Dixon-Me Seth Rogen Jay Baruchel Jonah hill James Franco Craig Robinson Danny Mcbride