We enter the room with make shift crosses.
"Jonah? Asks Jay
"Jay you fool " he replies
"Jonah Hill" Jay says shaking.
"Jonah Hill is no more" it laughs.
"That's fucked up!" I say
Jay steps closer to the bed."The power of Christ compels you" he says
" is it Jay?" It says
"The power of Christ compels you" he said louder.
"Is it Jay, is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening?" It asks again
"The power of Christ compels you" he repeats.
"Guess what, its not that compelling" he laughs.
"Is that your fucking plan to repeat lines from the exorcist?" Ask Seth
"Well I assume they did they're fuckin' research" says Jay as he steps on top of the chest in front of the bed. Jonah pulls his head back.
"The power of Christ compels you" Jay says firmly.
"What is that its like a little sting?" He says
looking around himself."The power of Christ compels you" say states for the hundredth time.
"No seriously, fuck off" says Jonah. The bed starts to shake.
Jays says the line again. Jonah roars.(kinda). Seth pulls Jay down."What the fuck?" Asks Jay
"Stop" I say
"You need to learn how to grow up, you fucking liar" says Seth
"Really, were still on that?" Asks Jay.
I turn to Craig.
"What are they talking about?" I ask"Oh, when we were telling Danny to go, he told Seth that Jay was in L.A two months ago, without him" whispered Craig.
I nod and Jay pushes Seth. They start fighting.
"Hey, stop!" I say trying to pull Jay off Seth. Seth missed a punch and hit me. I groan.I push both of them through the closet. We fell."Hey, wait, you had food this whole time?" Asks Craig
"How'd that get there?" Asked James
"You idiot!" I yell pushing the guys off me. I turn to look at the room behind James And Craig. My eyes widen.
"Fire!" I yell.
We immediately get up. Craig uses a blanket but catches the whole thing on fire. Jonah breaks free. We run downstairs. He traces fire all through the house."Let's get the hell out of here!"I yell. We charge to the door. I grab my shoes. And a large piece of wood falls on Jonah.
"Bye Jonah, I love you!" I whisper running out the door.
"What do we do now?"asks Jay
"My Prius" says James pulling out his car keys. The lights on his car flashes.
We hear a large growl. We turn to see a huge black being with wings.
"Ho-ly shit!" I say
"I got it. You run I'll make a distraction" says Craig
"What? No!" I say
"Thank you so much" says James
"No!"I yell as Craig stands in front of the car. Jay drags me with him in to the vehicle. The being flies down and Craig charges.
"Take yo' panties off" he screams. Right before they hit each other a blue light comes out from the sky over Craig. The demon gets burned and flies away. He gets sucked up. We drive away.
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FanfictionCast: Marci Dixon-Me Seth Rogen Jay Baruchel Jonah hill James Franco Craig Robinson Danny Mcbride