This is the end (FF)

Let's do all the drugs

Jonah started cutting cheese.

"No this is half" said Danny moving his finger from his mouth to the cheese

All the guys groaned. James took Seth to the corner of the room while the guys were still mad at Danny. He gave him something, I don't know what it was though. After we ate Seth had an Idea

"Let's do all the drugs" said Seth

"Eh, I don't really want to" said Jay

"You should of thought of that before you drank a can full of ecstasy" said Seth

"What?" said Jay spitting it out

(Just so you know Gangnam style is playing at this part so go with it)

It's so fun when your high. You see different shapes and colors. James and Seth were using lamps to sword fight with, while me and the other guys tossed money. They also lifted me up in a chair, and Jay was wearing his, jewish cap thingy. It was so amazing. After the drugs died down, we decided to make 'Pineapple Express 2: Blood Red' Cool name right? I had to record, because, I wasent in the movie. When we were done we laid down and watched it.

"We should make sequel's to all of our movies" said James 

All I knew was Jay something and then "Bam". The door went. All the wood fell down and in came a girl.

"Oh, my god it's Emma" said James

"Your all still alive, thank god" said Emma

I went to the door with a blanket and wrapped it around her. I lead her to the kitchen and asked her what happened.

"I hid in a drain pipe for days, three, four I don't even know how many" Said Emma

"Did you see anything that you would describe as apocalyptic?" Asked Jay

"I mean no, but I think its completely obvious what's going on here, I mean it's a zombie invasion" said Emma

"You said that didn't you?" he said pointing to Seth

Oh, my god they are so stupid.

"If you want you can go up stairs and take a nap" said James

"That would be great" she said getting up " thank you guys so much your seriously awesome"

I went to the kitchen, and knew the guys were upstairs waiting on James. I admit I was really pissed off, at first I was happy I was not the only girl still alive. But there's only room for one Alpha bitch, and guess what Emma thats me. And James is mine. I heard hollering up stairs. And I just sat on the counter and waited. I saw all the guys come down stairs backwards. And Emma weilding an axe at them. I just sat there with my arms crossed.

"Give me everything you have to drink now" said Emma

"There are seven of us you can't rob us" Said Seth

"Im not fucking around" Emma said as she cut off the head of that huge dick James had.

"Get her the drinks" yelled James

Seth got the drinks and walked slowly to Emma.

"Don't give the milky way away" said James

She started moving towards the door.

"Shoot her in the face" said Danny

"Im not gonna shoot Emma Watson" said James " Look Emma stay with us its a lot safer in here"

Emma started taking down the door again. She is one crazy bitch, but a least I don't have anymore competition.

"Bye, Emma nice seeing you" I said after her