We were doing video diaries with James camera.
"This bitch took all of our water, but Im not as mad, because Im still the alpha bitch and I can still have sex with James" I said
Craig:
"Little bitty ass, 20 year-old jacked us"
Danny:
"Then Jay suggested we all rape her and now she's gone"
Jay:
"I didn't I just....Just...thought... that...that"
Danny:
"I think the only reason why he did that, is because he knows that him and Marci are about 2 minutes becoming the house bitches them self, but Im mostly after Marci, she has a nice ass"
Marci:
"In the end, I win. and everyone gets to live, well maybe not Danny, he's a piece of shit"
All right, now that we are thirsty as hell. James thinks he has some water in the basement. So we did the match game.
"Um, I don't think Im suppose to do it" I said
"Why not?" said Craig
"Im the girl, you guys are suppose to protect me" I said
"She has a point" said James
"Alright fine" Said Seth. So Craig got the burnt match. We tied a rope around him and he went out. I sat on the counter again and started eating some pizza we had left over. When I was done. I took off James' shirt. I went up stairs and got my crop top. I wanted to put it on, but it had blood all over it. I heard the guys scream. I ran down stairs. There was a knife in Jays leg. Craig ripped it out and cut the rope.
"What the hell?"I asked
All of them looked at me. Jay got up and limped over to me and stood in front of me.
"Why are you not wearing any clothes?" He asked
"I was hot and I just felt like it" I said " Oh, and I want to wear my shirt"
"But theres blood all over it" Said Jay
"Im going to wash it out, Oh that reminds me you have to look at my head" I said
"I don't really want to" said Jay
I moved from behind Jay.
"Any of you want to look at the back of my head?" I asked
"I will" They said in unison
"Come here James" I said walking up the stairs
We walked to his room and I sat on the bed. I moved my hair out of the way and let him look.
"Oh, god, that looks terrible, how do u not feel that" Said James
"Maybe, because Im still high" I suggested
He went to his bathroom got some alcohol, he used cotton balls and fixed it up. After he was done we went back down stairs.
"Alright, Guys I think the water is like right here" Said James circling a spot in the living room
"Well lets get down there" I said
So we used, some stuff, like the baseball bat, a meat cleaver to go through the cement.
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FanfictionCast: Marci Dixon-Me Seth Rogen Jay Baruchel Jonah hill James Franco Craig Robinson Danny Mcbride