We drive down the road. There is fire and stuff everywhere. Its horrible.
"It actually worked" said Jay.
"What worked?" I asked
"You have to redeem yourself to get into heaven!" He said
"Just like Craig did, he sacrificed himself for his friends!" Says Seth.
"So we have to be nice I guess",said James.
"Your all amazing friends, Marci has an amazing smile, Seth is the funniest guy ever!" He adds.
" what about Jay back there, he's awesome, you can walk around with no shirt on, if it wanted to!" Said Seth.
"Guys, you can't get into heaven, just by being nice, you need something honorable" I say before anyone says anything else, we are hit by something. And pulled out of the car. We are attached by people with all kinds of weapons. We are down on our knees. I hear a chainsaw start up.
"Stop!" Shouts a voice. A light comes from the RV in front of us. A man walks down the steps smoking a cigar. Its...Danny!
"Amigos! I thought you guys were dead." He says.
"Danny, what the fuck? Why are we being attacked by half naked savages?" I shout
"We haven't eaten in a while and you guys look delicious!" He states.
"What?" Says Seth.
"I'm a canable ombré! And were gonna fucking eat your ass!" He laughs.
"You can't do that were your friends Danny!" Says Jay.
"I can do a lot of things, I butt fucked this dude" I motions to the man on the leash wearing nothing but a thing and a mask.
"Channing say hi" the man pulls up his mask.
"Hi guys what's going on?" Asks Channing.
"That's Channing Tatum!" says James
"I call him Channing Tat-Yum!" Says Danny.
"Hardcore man." Says James.
"I. love. him" says Channing
"I'm gonna make a distraction, you guys run!" Says James as he picks up a crowbar and started hitting the savages. We run and took back and see James gets pulled a little ways up and then drops down. Danny walks to him and bites him. I gag. The others run to us but we run and hide under a tin placement.
I sob. Jay holds me."Come on, we have to run!" Says Seth.
We start running, but we come intact with the devil himself. He's huge. He even has a dick. *vomits*.
"We need to get everything out now!" I shout.
"I'm self righteous. I think, I'm better than you. I hated what I became, so I hated what you become. I should have grown with you!" Says Jay to Seth.
"Thanks man! Same for me to." At that time. A blue light shines over Jay. He starts rising.
"I'm sorry, Jay. I took you for granted. And I'm sorry, I killed your puppy. I swear to god, it was an accident. I forgot to put him in the house and i ..ran him over. I love you. I'm sorry" I cried.
"Its okay, Marcilene! I love you too" he said as a blue light came over me. Seth didn't get a light.
"Take my hand!" Said Jay. Seth took his hand. More than half way up, the light flickered.
"Just let go man. I'm tired of holding you down!" Seth dropped towards the devils mouth. But a light shown over him and burned the devils dick off. *vomits, again*
A see a bright light. Then its all white.
Heaven?
A see a golden gate. I also see Seth and Jay beside me."Where are we?"I asked.
"Heaven!" They smiled.
We jumped to the gates of heaven and they opened before us to reveal a face. That was amazing."Craig!" We all said
"Come on let me show you the rest!" He waled us through a bunch of clouds and to a huge party.
"Wow, Craig. Are you an Angel?" Asked Jay eye balling his halo.
"Yessir, and so are you." He said with the snap of his fingers. We had halos. Craig had a blunt.
"You get weed in heaven?" Asked Seth.
"You can have anything you can wish for" said Craig.
Seth poofed and had a segway. I chuckled. I thought hard for my wish.
I want James and Jonah, back!
I opened my eyes and there they were.
"Whoa"they said
I hugged the both of them."What do you wish for, Jay?" I asked. He closed his eyes.
"Everybody!" I heard. "Rock your body right."
"No fuckin way!" Said James.They pushed through the people in the crowed.
"The backstreet boys!" I squealed.
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FanfictionCast: Marci Dixon-Me Seth Rogen Jay Baruchel Jonah hill James Franco Craig Robinson Danny Mcbride