Kurorin: well, this was requested by Yuki-chan! Hopefully it doesn't suck ;-;
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Your POV
I was walking back from school with the NEET on my side
Don't even ask.
"Kyaaa!~ masuta! Goujushinnn! Shintaro-samaaaa!" Ene yelled from his phone
"Ugh, what?!" Shintaro said impatiently at her
"Your really lucky you get to bring (Name)-chan back because at least you went to schoo--"
"U-Urusai!!!"Shintaro blushed hard and scolded the cyber girl
"Y-You know...
I-I kinda l-like being with y-you sometimes..." Words slipped from my mouth at the very moment
"?" The two looked at me and blinked for a moment
"KYAAA!~"
"H-HAAAAH?!"Ene fangirled while cupping her cheeks and moving her head side to side
Shintaro was just looking away with heat on his face
What are they trying to...
Shinshin: "Y-You know...I was thinking...I kinda like y--"
"D-DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA YOU TWO! I-I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT! D-DAMERE!" I hit the virgin with newspaper and glared at the blue cyber girl, not trying to do any physical damage to her
"H-HEY! W-WHY ME AND NOT ENE?!" Shintaro shouted with a hint of pain in his voice
"Because!" I snatched Shintaro's phone from his hands and continued my sentence
"She's my friend"
"H-Hey! G-Give that back!"
"Hell no NEET!"We started a war for Shintaro's phone, pulling it side to side
"Now, now virgins, calm down, you two should just get a room instead" Ene calmly said whilst getting pulled by neither of us
"Wow! I'm so ashamed of you, Ene!" We replied in unison and glared at her
"Eughhhhh T^T" Ene dropped on her knees and then we continued walking after that....well at least we damage her emotionally :v
"I was just trying the mary ship thingy =_=" she crossed her arms and pouted away
....please stahp.
"Tadaima!" I put my bag on a random table and saw Momo sitting on the couch, with an evil smirk
"You two are quite late as usual...I hope (Name)-chan isn't...well, you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
".........."
Silence filled the room and-- oh!
Would you look at that! Daggers just came from the wall and stabbed momo! :DHaha just kidding! It didn't happen!
...yet.
"Urusai." I looked away from the three people who were in the same room with me and went upstairs
*after dinner OMNOMNOM (',,>ω<,,')*
"No but really, do you like goujushin?" Ene suddenly interrupted the conversation and seriousness spreaded across the bedroom

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