Kurorin: ITS FINALLY STARTING
ALL THE KUROSHIN
Kuroha: YES!!!!!!
Yashiki: ....Lord have mercy.
Kurorin: anyway THANK YOU hai-Im-Bella FOR DIS GLORIOUS REQUEST--
Yashiki: *shakes head then sighs*
START!!
((Anyway that song up der {shoot on Tokyo} made me motivated because.....heh. :D
I'm still not innocent ^~^))
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Third POV woop woop
"......."
The NEET looked, more like glared at the man in black and yellow (HEH)
"....like what you see~?" Kuroha muttered with his usual smirk, making Shintaro look away blushing a little, making a 'tch' sound
"....I really don't understand what the group members are doing..."
Kuroha looked at the NEET with a hint of curiousity
....group members?
You mean Dan members?
Sigh. Shintaro's mind went about.
"What're you talking about" Shintaro looked back at the sneaky little bastard
(Author: SORRY IT WAS SHINTARO I SWEAR)
"Look, nearly everyone in this place has their own 'parter' such as....Majesty and Seto!! Well, you get what I mean, right?"
"Huh? You mean...a relationship?" Shintaro looked confused now.
"......?" Kuroha looked really confused, now they're both confused.
Gosh darn idiots.
"What's that?"
"......."
Shintaro is sweating now.
A virgin like him doesn't understand relationships too...
"......."
"......."
The room was filled with awkward silence, until Kuroha suddenly interrupted the silence
"Like in Queen's books?"
"In...Marry's...b-books?" Shintaro widened his eyes, thinking that hopefully Kuroha didn't know about all the....
Dirty things in the human world.
All the things that was never in the heat haze.
Also he wondered why someone as innocent as Marry would have such things.
"U-Uhh..."
"BRAT-- JUST EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!" Kuroha stood up from the chair then sat back down, calming down a bit...
"Its when...A man and a woman like each other, then there's this feeling called...love" the NEET processed for a while to make sure he's saying the right things
"H-How about...If a m-man likes a-another man?" Kuroha looked away and then realized what he has done, he was flushed and he covered his face with both of his hands.
"Wh-What...?" Shintaro blushed for a while, trying to process what is happening
"I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, ANNOYING NEET!! BAKA!" Kuroha walked away with his beet red face
"Eh...." Shintaro was still confused, he was new to all of this...
Until he thought
"Wait....when a man likes another man...what made him think that? .......oh. N-No, that's impossible....r-right?" The virgin was talking to himself while Ene was just silently listening with a smirk on her face
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Ene's POV
I NEED TO HOOK THEM UP.
I NEED TO.
.....somehow.
"Ene is that you!?" Master looked at me through his screen.
I'm done.
"Noooooo~" I cooed, avoiding his stare
"Y-You didn't hear anything, o-okay!?" Master slightly yelled with his beet red face
"Heheh, I won't~" I chuckled a little, planning things in my mind...
BACK TO THIRD POV BECAUSE I CAN'T.
It has been a while since Kuroha ignored Shintaro, Shintaro was pretty scared...the Dan members keep saying they were going somewhere, but they wind up not going back...
Shintaro was alone at the Dan, even Kuroha wasn't there....
"...were they sick of me?...I....I kinda miss Kuroha now...s-should I tell him how I feel? After all, the others aren't here, but hopefully Kuroha will come back for me..." He sat around a corner, spacing out.
Until finally.
The door opened.
It revealed a smiling Kuroha, the words came out of his mouth "I miss you, my beloved Shintaro, its been a while~" he walked towards the NEET, which caused the NEET to stand up from his place
"D-Did you know where the Dan members went??" Shintaro asked Kuroha cautiously.
"Oh I have no idea, sorry~" Kuroha cracked another smile, but Shintaro ignored it
(Author: did Kuroha kill them? :0
Probably not. *chokes*)
"There's something I have been uhh...wanting to tell you..."
"Hm? What is it?"
"I....I love you!!"
"......."
The room was filled with silence after Shintaro's confession, then, chuckling can be heard from Kuroha's mouth
"Things like 'I love you'...
Who actually cares about them...right?" Kuroha took a step closer to Shintaro, grabbing something from his pocket
"What? Wh-What are you holding--" Shintaro's eyes widened as he saw....
~New Kind Of Love~
Kurorin: I'M SORRY OMG
I CAN'T.
Yashiki: oh god
Kuroha: after that, me and Shinshin lived a happy life, right?? :D
Shintaro: *shivers* wait...I've been meaning to ask. Why are we wearing these kinds of outfits??
Kurorin: because you both look adorkable, duh.
Yashiki: ohhhh god. *facepalm Kyon*
Kurorin: hehheh :D
Ene: ANOTHER BAD ENDING? REALLY!?
Kurorin: HUSH ENE HUUUUSSSSSHHHHHH
I HAD THE MOMENT AND I TOOK IT
Ene: 0_0 o-okay....
Yashiki: uhm. Kurorin calm do--
Kurorin: *giggles* IT WAS PERFECT.
I CAN IMAGINE IT ALL IN MY MIND
Yashiki: oh my god.
Shintaro: ....okay I'm scared you can stop now.
Kurorin: HECK NO!
BAD ENDINGS!!
BAD ENDINGS FOR ALL!!
EVERYBODY DIES!! *smiles*
Kuroha: :0
Yashiki: I-I think we need to end this before--
Kurorin: YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP ME!! HAHAH, ALL OF YOU WILL--
Yashiki: *covers her mouth* END IT GUYS!!
Ene: OKAY GUYS KEEP REQUESTING BYE--
Kurorin: *bites Yashiki's hand roughly*
Yashiki: OW--
*end*
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