Kagrepro Oneshots (x Reader, Etc.) (REQUESTS OPEN)

VALENTINES AND DARES~~

Kurorin: hello there! Another one of these annoying notes to ruin your day!~~

Yashiki: wait ur not depressed anymore?

Kurorin: *ignores him then coughs*

Happy Valentines!!!!~~~

Wait....what's this?

Something has been hitting my back until now...

*turns around*

Hibiya: *hitting Kurorin* H-HOW WAS I DRAGGED INTO THIS?!?!?

Shintaro: *holds back sobbing*

Konoha: *staring at the plate of negimas*

Kano: *more shaft poses*

Seto: *acts cute*

Kurorin: ...?

I don't see what's wrong with this...

*few minutes later*

Hiyori: hey guys I--

*sees Hibiya*

Hibiya: oh no

Hiyori: *laughing*

Hibiya: ....at least I'm not dead

Like you

Hiyori: *punching Hibiya*

Tsukihiko: *gives Azami a rose*

Azami: thanks... *takes it*

Marry: nee, where's mom?

Azami: she's sick at the moment...do you want to give her something?

Marry: *nods*

*gives Azami a BL book but she covered the title*

Please give it to her...

Kurorin: EVERYBODY!!!

MAY I CALL YOUR ATTENTION!!!

its time...

FOR CHOCOLATE GIVING~~~

Ayano: *gives Shintaro a box of chocolates*

Ur welcome u hikineet~

Shintaro: ;-; *doesn't know if he's crying because he's embarrassed or really thankful*

Hiyori: hey Truck

Hibiya: stop it what do u want

Hiyori: this is my valentines present

Hibiya: huh? What're you talking about dead kid?

Hiyori: *beats up Hibiya*

Hibiya: WHAT A GREAT GIFT

Marry: Seto...

Seto: hm?

Marry: I don't know how to make chocolate I'm sorry

Seto: *pats her head* its okay

Marry: which is why I got you this! *gives him a BL book*

Seto: ......

Kano: *shaft posing*

Kido: *regrets making him chocolate

*Eats it for herself*

Momo: *is giving out chocolate because idol*

Konoha: *opens fridge*

Chocolate...

*gets Ene's chocolate from the fridge*