Kagrepro Oneshots (x Reader, Etc.) (REQUESTS OPEN)

H.N.Y TO Y'ALL

Kurorin: welp. Have another piece of this random crappyness

Shintaro: *sobs because of what he's wearing*

Ene: Hahaha!~ new year, new master!!!! XDDD

Kano: *does shaft poses*

Kano's fangurlz: DO MORE WE'LL PAY YOU

Seto: ah, try to act cool while your at this, Kousuke... *wears shades*

Kido: oww...my head hurts....

Marry: *picturing them*

Kuroha: *suddenly barges in room*

Ahhh, my Shinshin looks so kyuute!~

Shintaro: WTSF.

Kurorin: welp. Different year, same Kuroha.

Konoha: *eats cake that has a message "H.N.Y 2016" *

Kurorin: Kono-chan is still the same too ^~^

Whale den.

What am I supposed to do now I ran out of randomness fuel

Hibiya: *throws hamburg at Kurorin's mouth*

Kurorin: why thank you *eats it*

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*gets a rush of adrenaline*

Momo: HIBIYA WHAT DID U PUT IN THERE

Hibiya: I don't know.

Yashiki: now wha-- *gets punched by Kurorin*

Kurorin: OMIGAD IM SORRY HIKI-CHI *fist pumping*

Ene: *laughing butt off and takes picture* I'm taking it as a memento!~

Kurorin: btw thanks for 1k reads! Is other anything I can do to thank you guys more?~ ;w;

Yashiki: you could give them more content--

Kurorin: not like that but I feel like that's the least I could do...I feel like....I need to reach out more...

Yashiki: you escaped your Facebook life with wattpad

Kurorin: yea, my friends are probably annoyed 'cuz I didn't see their messages ;-;

Shintaro: wait, what's you Facebook anyway--

Kurorin: *throws a book at his face* NONE OF UR FLIPPIN BUSINESS VIRGIN

Shintaro: why can't people stop that joke ;-;

Kuroha: I could help you to make people not call you a virgin

Shintaro: RLLY?! *his twin pigtails r bouncing...
[like oppai] *

Kuroha: yeap.

Shintaro: WELL THEN HELP ME

Kuroha: sure! *picks up Shintaro bridal style towards his womb*

Shintaro: WHAT- NO--

Momo: I'm gonna fire the fireworks [well that makes sense]

Kido: NO, KISARAGI ITS NOT SAFE

Kano: ohhhh cone on danchou!~ its the new year anyway~

Kido: *has the feeling to throw up*

Kurorin: *calms down* okay.

H.N.Y everybodeh!

I know were in different timezones wherever you guys live :v

But hayy! What am I gonna do about it?

Hibiya: nothing. Hag 2.

Kurorin: ....

Yashiki: omf hiBIYA RUN.

Kurorin: ( ｀・ω・')
⊃You⊂

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are so

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dead.

Hibiya: welp.

Momo:

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（｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。

⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+.

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☆HAPPY NEW YEAR☆

Kurorin: welp.

Thanks guys, for all the support!

Yashiki: what kind of support do you mean? @.@

Kurorin: good point. Meh.

Okay! The request will be there soon don't worry!

I hope we have a new, piece of crap new year togetherrrrr!~ ヽ(●'∀｀●)ﾉ

Yashiki: yeaaaaaa!~ ヽ( '￢')ノ

~this production was made by "the crap Kurorin does in her spare time with Yashiki" and the "Mekakushi Dan

Happy new year guys!~