Kagrepro Oneshots (x Reader, Etc.) (REQUESTS OPEN)

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Kurorin: Hello reader! (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ*wave*

Kurorin: APPARENTLY I'm uplifting the rule of--

Mary: SHES GOING TO UN-RULE THE MAKING OF YAOI AND YURI AND LEMON YAYYYYYY~

Seto: M-Mary....

Kano: *nudge Seto with a slight smirk* you trained her well kousuke~~~

Momo: *whacks kano with newspaper* kanooo....
Anyway author-chan, you may continue

Kurorin: uh...*sweatdrop* o-okay...
Soooo! What Mary said was right! I'm gonna accept yaois, yuris and lemons!!!

*turns away and smirks*
And threesomes...

Ene: ehhh? *reaches to end of the phone* what was thaaaat?~

Shintaro: *fierce blush* h-hey! H-Hibiya is here! *points at the pokerfaced chibi*

Kurorin: pfft, says the NEET who likes....BARE-LEGGED PICTURES OF GIRLS! *throws him with a brick*

Kuroha: ahh~ finally I can be with my beloved shinshin and my sweet queen~ *wraps an arm around Mary and shintaro's unconscious bodeh*

Kurorin: uhm...kuro-chan...I don't think that's gonna be affirmative because...
*grabs recorder*

NOBODY IS GONNA RECORD IT!

Oh btw that's a weird ship but *raises hands up*
IM NOT SAYING I HATE IT 0.0

Mary: *glare at kuroha and kurorin*

Kuroha & Kurorin: *freeze like a statue*

Kido: *pokes kuroha repeatedly*
They sure are dumb...

(Ayano in the heat haze) : *is laughing butt off because of shinshin's face while her scarf is spreading everywhere*

Azami & Shion: I'm so proud of herrr~ *wipes tear*

Konoha: eh...
*picks up frozen kuroha and puts him upside down, balancing his head on the floor*

Where is negima-sama?

Kano: *laughs butt off*

Kido: *facepalm*

Seto: Mary staph... *tries to calm her down*

Mary: *gets the recorder while glaring then runs away* MIIIINEEEE

ALL YOUR RECORDED LEMONS ARE MINEEEEEE

Kurorin: *defrosts* what in the wo--

Momo: don't ask. *hides shinshins' bodeh under the coffee table*

Kurorin: uhh...okay...so anyway that's about it! Gimme allllll the lemons, yaois and yuris you want I'll do it *Lenny face*

Keep requesting minna!~

*everyone gathers around kurorin except for the unconscious shinshin and the frozen kuroha*

Everyone except for the two: BAI BAIIIII!~

Kuroha: *defrosts then falls face-flat on the floor* K-KYAA--

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