Kagrepro Oneshots (x Reader, Etc.) (REQUESTS OPEN)

Tsundere! Kuroha x Tsundere! Reader: Shut up and dance with me! [REQUESTED]

Kurorin: such tsundereness...

Anyway... This was requested by Bella-chan!!!~

Yashiki: *blows whistle* START!!

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(Name) POV

Sigh.

I hate being paired up with the mad man.

Ever since me and Kuroha joined the Dan there were sudden whereabouts that...well, I dunno, none of my business

But time came to, well, its gotten a tad bit annoying

Aaaaaand sometimes I may or may not accidentally hit them at times

I'm not interested in love anyway! Why would I like someone?

I bet no one likes me back because of my attitude...

Bah! Why should I care!!!
Nothing matters anyway

"Oi, you've been pouting this whole time without a reason why, are you stupid or something?"

Ah, the voice of the mad man, how I wish to punch his annoying face

"Get away from my sight, baka." I averted my eyes as I gazed at the window....in deep thought...

"GUYSSSS!!! GUYYYYSSS!!!!!!!"

Huh?

That sound...

That hair...

Oh no...

It's Momo.

"....who guys???"

"OKAY FINE...YOU TWOOO!!!!"

She was excitingly bouncing while pointing at Kuroha and me

....

"THERES THIS ONE WEDDING MY COUSIN IS HAVING!!!!"

"....So?"

"SHE SAID THAT I PICK TWO OF MY FRIENDS TO BE THE--

uhm

You know

That...uhm

A male and a female walking together at the start of the wedding

Uhm

I forgot what it was called though...

BUT GUESS WHAT!!

YOU TWO ARE LUCKY BECAUSE I CHOSE YOU ALLLLL!!!"

"All? I thought it was only two--"

"WHEN I SAY ALL I MEANT YOU TWO"

She cut me off mid sentence as I glared at her

Just....WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP US

I MEAN LIKE--

JUST WHYYYYYWYYWYWYWYWY

"Sigh...

Can we not?"
I stood up from the chair and got a glass of water

"WHAT?!? BUT YOU NEED TO!!"

"pfft-- I'm not pairing up with a girl like her" Kuroha rolled his eyes as his mouth escaped a 'tch'

"Grr...

COME AT ME, SNAKE!!!" I suddenly growled with an annoyed look

"GLADLY!!!"
"H-Hey!!! Calm down you two!"