[ BEWARE THERE ARE RANDOM SCENES THAT U MIGHT NOT LIKE BECAUSE ITS SO DANK YOU CANT HANDLE IT]
Kurorin: HELLLOOOOO!!!!!!~~~~
IT MY B-DAY WOOO!!!!
Everyone: *silent*
Kiteki: its my b-day too...
Everyone: *still silent*
Kurorin: ANYWAY *puts an arm around Kiteki*
TIME TO PARTEHHHH
Hibiya: again, its not like its a rave or anything--
Seto: uhm....
*shounen raves*
Hibiya: but-- *shounen raves*
Kano: *shounen dirty*
Konoha: *shounen hungry*
Shintaro: *shounen NEET*
Kuroha: *shounen kill*
Kenjiro: *shounen shounen*
Haruka: *shounen draw*
Tsukihiko: *shounen shoujo*
Kurorin: ....looks like every boy is doing random stuff now
Yashiki: I'm not doing anythi--
*shounen nothing*
Kuroha: *firing random shots while bouncing to the beat*
BOING BOING BOING BOING
Kiteki: *takes gun away from him* thanks for the gift
Kuroha: ;-;
Ayano: *eating some cake*
Shintaro: *sees Ayano*
Ayano: *sees Shintaro*
Shintaro: *jizz in his pants*
Ayano: *drops the plate then leaves*
Nope.
Shintaro: ;-;
But....But Ayano... ;-;
Kurorin: I don't have any gift from nobody ;-;
*chainsaw falls out of nowhere*
Oh cool
"Have this chainsaw you little horrible author
-someone who tried to kill everybody but failed in the anime because majesty is such a little untrusted fujoshi"
....
What a great gift.
Konoha: *taps Kurorin's shoulder*
Kurorin: ...? What is it Kono-kun?
Konoha: *gives her a Hamburg*
Birthday...
Kurorin: *crying so much she can't even take it*
Hiyori: Hey Truck
Hibiya: omf make it stop
Hiyori: hey I made a joke wanna hear it
Hibiya: uhm sure
Hiyori: nahh, never mind...it might just crash repeatedly
Hibiya: ....
But ur the one who died
Hiyori: ....
Dam it
Random interviewer guy: are you the grotesque author of this book?
Kurorin: uhh...yeah?
Random interviewer guy: my name is Jim
Kurorin: uhh....hi Jim.
Jim: since its your birthday, are there some words you want to say about it?
Kurorin: well...I--
Kuroha: *yelling from the background* YŌKOSO WAGA BIRTHDAY E
Jim: *writes it down*
Kurorin: WAIT WHAT-- NO--
Jim: *bows* thank you for answering
*leaves*
Kurorin: ....
Who the heck invited him
Ayaka: *doing ballerina dancing*
Ayano: go mom wooooo
Shintaro: *looks at Ayano*
Ayano: *looks at Shintaro*
Shintaro: *jizz in his pants again*
Ayano: *flips the bird on Shintaro*
Pls staph
Shintaro: but.. ;-;
Kurorin: *still can't stop*
Konoha: *stays in his position*
Kurorin: *windows explorer has stopped working*
Yashiki: *hits Kurorin's head with a newspaper*
Kurorin: OW! *takes hamburg then glares at Yashiki*
BAKA!
Konoha: ....
*keeps eating*
Kiteki: *is finding a way to get outside*
Kurorin: Kiteki no
Kiteki: but why
Kurorin: ur not trying to murder people again, are you?
Kiteki: well... I'm trying
Kurorin: well....no
Kiteki: b-but you did the same when--
Kurorin: no that didn't happen be quiet lady
Kiteki: :c
Marry: how come I see no yaoi
Seto: *wearing a deer crown* marry staph
Momo: *singing like a drunk drug dealer*
Yashiki: ....is she okay?
Shintaro: yes she's normally like that
Yashiki: ....that's so weird...
~
Kurorin: OKAY THIS WASNT DANK ENUF IM SARREH
BTW--
I'm sorry if I'm too lazy to update....I'll try if I can though...
Well... Try.
Well I hope ur annoyed enough from my randomness :v
I think I should end it now
Yashiki: yes you should
Kurorin:
Well...
Keep requesting minna!!~
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