Up On The Housetop (Jingle)

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Up On The Housetop

Sing along to Up On The Housetop by B.R. Hanby.

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Out jumps naughty Psycho Clause, 
Down thru the chimney without a noise, 
Carrying lots of weapons;
Murdering toys.

Hoe, hoe, hoe! 
You will die slow! 
Hoe, hoe, hoe! 
You will die slow! 
Up on the housetop,
Click, click, click,
Down thru the chimney comes, 
some Psycho shit.

Of slutty Michelle,
Oh, dread Psycho,
Give her hell,
Make it horrific, 
Hear her screams and cries, 
As she tries,
To stop her demise! 

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
You will die slow!
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
You will die slow!
Up on the housetop,
Click, click, click,
Down thru the chimney comes,
some Psycho shit.

Of manwhore Bill,
Oh, just guess what, 
A glorious ordeal,
Here is a hammer, 
And a rusty pickaxe,
Also a gag ball,
And a whip that cracks.

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
You will die slow!
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
You will die slow!
Up on the housetop,
Click, click, click,
Down thru the chimney comes,
some Psycho shit.

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