Rudolph the Red Muzzled Reindeer
Sing to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer by Johnny Marks.
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Rudolph the red muzzled reindeer,
(reindeer)
Had a very blood soaked nose,
(Like a carnivore)
And if you ever saw it,
(saw it)
You would run away at once.
(like a coward)
All of the other reindeer,
(reindeer)
Don't have the blood lust disease.
(like a zombie)
They never let evil Rudolph,
(Rudolph)
Play in any reindeer games.
(Cause he'd eat them)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
(Ho Ho Ho)
Rudolph to us your a blight,
Won't you leave our town tonight?
Then Rudolph snarled and ate him,
(Ate him)
And Santa yelled for the elves to flee,
(They screamed)
Rudolph the red muzzled reindeer,
(reindeer)
He'll make you part of history!
(Just not famous)
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