Slaying Ride
Sing along to Sleigh Ride by Leroy Anderson.
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Just hear those slaughter bells jingle-ing,
Ring ting tingle-ing too.
Come on, it's lovely weather,
For a slaying ride together with you.Outside the snow is falling,
Psychos are yelling, "Fuck You!"
Come on, it's lovely weather,
For a slaying ride together with you.Snapping necks, what the heck, let's go.
Let's make the bodies all grow cold.
We're riding in a murderland of horror.Stab a brunette, then redneck, it's grand!
Skipping, killing, and holding your hand.
We're slaying along singing a song,
Of a Murder Wonderland.Blood splatter so warm and rosy,
Gore covered and cozy are we,
We're snuggled up together,
Like two psychotic lovers would be.Let's kill the person before us,
And sing a chorus or two.
Come on, it's lovely weather,
For a slaying ride together with you.There's a birthday party at the home of Farmer Gray.
It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day.
We'll be slaying the guests while singing without a single stop,
Throw the baby in the fireplace to hear the skin sizzle and pop.
Pop! Pop! Pop!There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy,
When psycho killers watch life leave others eyes.
It'll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives
These wonderful slayings are the things,
We remember all through our lives.
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