A/N okay guys I'm writing this on mah iPod. So soz fur any regarded typos cod it's proboobly auto carrot.
even tho Edger had turned goffik (i faggot his goff name so I'll just call him Ydoolb Htead cos its bloody death badwadz) I woz still mad at him fur having q suopid ex gorkfrend cold prep Bellamy so hired sum private assassins to cum and kill Sherman but they woz preps and didn't help cos they decided to listen to britrny sporks instead or Emilie autumn. so I decided to vet Ydoolb head to kill her insted.
"Ydoolb Resop I wont love u anymore unless u kill ur ex girlfriend who wozna prep called balla" I sed to him as I sucked his blood
"but dokata I haven seen her in 666 years" he sed.
So we called up Satan and did a black magical spellto find out wee prep Bellamy woz and den we fund out she woz at....................SAINT MARIES SKOOL 4 PRETZALS ANS POSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
anyway Emilie autumn new how 2 get their (cos she went and killed all the preps and pozerz a few weeks sgo) so she took us there in the Bloody Crumpets van and we arrived. It wiz a pink palace lookin school with PREPZ ONLY and I LUV MOLEY CRYPUS GERUD WAY SUX written all over the fence (HE DISNT SUCK SO FUKC OF DATS JUST WOT TEH PREPZ AND POZERS WEOTE NOT ME ERUDITE WAY IS A FUKING BOTTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!)
Anyway we dug a tunnel into the school. We had to speak in Satanish so thy cudnt understand us (it sounds lyk the language dey speaks in Australia but more goffik) bu it first matter anyway cod we killd all the PREPZ and stuff. Anyway we entered the pink preppy makeup............................................................................... room and found....................................................................................................................................................................................
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PREP BEKKA!!!!!!!!!!11
"quick ytoolb kill her!!!!!1" I sed but he didn't! He woz looking st Bellamy lyk she woz sum sort of pudding made of Blood.bells looked flirting at him and fluttered her eyebrows.
"DON'T U FLUTTER UR EYEBROWS AT MI GOFFIK HUSBAND U FUCKIN PREP!!!!!!!!" I screamed and I quickly called up the demons if Satan to destroy her.
"no Dakota dint do it!" yloob sed in hirrorfication. But it woz 2 late.....................prep Bellam woz ded!
Me and Emilie autumn slit our wrists in joy but ylooby woz looking depressed (in a bad way btw not in a goffik way).
"wtf Edward did u still luv her or someibg?!?" I hissed in Satanish. EYlooby looked at me and his mascara woz running all down his pristine whte stony face.
"no" he sed. "but dat woznt prep bella.............dat woz you!"
I fainted sexiky in shock, spilling goffik blood all over the preppy carpet and making it fizz uo and disentergrse.
(LOL I HOOP U LYKED THE CLIFFHANGER GUYS!!!! next chapter cummings soon!!!!!!1"
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FanfictionHi my name is Dakota Midnight Silver Dakota Autumn Daea'thlee White. This is my story of how I met edward and them we discovered another dimenshion where a lod of preps and posers are tkaing over the world witgh the Volvory and i have to seduct them...
