A/N if ur a goff n ur reeding dis den u ROK LYK MCR!!!!1!! if ur a prep FUK U U FUCK STOP ROENING MY STORIE!!11
Edwart collapsified onto the grond in a haep. Satin stooped rapping me and Draculina gasped. We all thoughted Edward woz ded.....................wan seddenly he woz resurectifified!
"oh my satan!!!" i sed as he roas up. but somefang (geddit) woz wrong...........................................................................................................................................EDEWARD HAD TORNED IN2 A PREP!!!!
"U CNT B A PREP!!11111111111111" i sobbed. I cold feel red taers of blodd driepping down my faeces. but it woz true and Edweard had turened in2 a prop.
He woz no longer deporesd n haunted lyk deporesd me n my gofik friends. Insted he woz all preppy and posery and averey1 nows that teribel thangs heppen 2 preps.dere woz only 1 fang 2 do. We had 2 sacerifice teh preppy Edwart to Satin so ven the old and goffickal Edewart cod cum out agen.
I resed the nife and den...................................I SUDDENLY KILLED PREPPY EDWAD.
"TAEK THAT YOU BIOLOGICAL HANGOVER!!!1!" I yodeled as I killed him, stobbing him in the uterus with my pistol.
He scrammififcated and wreathed around on ther floor. Satin liked his lips and stareted to eat him. As the skin fell awaey from Prep Edgar, I cud see the goffick Nyte Vampyre becumming re carnited (im nut a boddist cos eny religionion over den Satanist is preppy......SO FORK OFF ANY PRAPS).......................and den my Edwin woz back 2 normel!!!!!
"MY INTERSECTION!" i sabbed in dehprehesed joy as i ran ovver 2 Vampyre Nyte. We haggised and den Frenched eachover lorvingly. Then we gut back down 2 busness.
"And now..............................Dokata must saduce the Vegetarians!" Draculinnia sed, and den we left.
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Art of soucide
FanficHi my name is Dakota Midnight Silver Dakota Autumn Daea'thlee White. This is my story of how I met edward and them we discovered another dimenshion where a lod of preps and posers are tkaing over the world witgh the Volvory and i have to seduct them...
