Art of soucide

Chapter 4

The next day i woke up and GARARD WAY was lying next to me in bed.

"oh my satan what the fork are u doing here" i screamed and i began hitting him with a wooden stake. but then i stopped. he looked kind of sexy with no shirt on and he probably had no pants on either. suddenly he started kissing me all over.

"wtf are you doing" i screeched and pushed him away as he started to take off my shirt. but then i woz suddenly overrun with a seduciful hot feeling and i started kissing him back.

"I love you Dakota MIdnight silver dakota bella autumn bethany bella germany dea'thelee Amy Lee white" he said.

"oh no what about Edgar?" I saidas i kissed him.

Then i realized edgar had been here the whole time and was joining in (coz sensetiv bi guys r goffik and hot). we were getting really into it (lol) when suddenly.............................suddenly EMILIE AUTUMN birst into the room!

"TAEKWONDO DAKOTA WTF ARE YOU DOING" she said pointificating at us! I gasped.

"Emilie this isnt wot it looks like"

"Its perfectly what it looks like" she shoutfificated. "edgur.........ur cheating on Prep Bella!"

everyone stopped in stunness. i stared ass edwartd and he jumped up in bed. he was wearing no clothes and ran around showng off his stuff.

"WHO THE BLOOD IS BELLA?????" I screamed. I suddenly turned into a bat and began attacking him.he began crying blood.

"You ripped apart my insides

You know that I can't sleep.

You tear apart my whole life

You take the best of me..." kurt cobain sung sadly.

"Prep Bella woz edwards ex boyfriend" emilie expelled. "but she still wants him"

"well tell her to fuk of cos hes mine now" i hissed in Elfish. i turned back into a vampire and woz just going to slit my writst again. "I feel dedder than the dedder of blackest nights" i said sadly.

"Dakota im over her now i really do love you. Shes a prep and a poser" edward said.

'I will only love you if ur more goffik" I sed. Luckily Edward agreed so we took him to the lawyers and we gave him a makeover. We died his hair black and put purple streaks in it and cut his face and stitched it back up and then we gave him black eyeliner and black lipstick (cos its goffik) and we panited him nails black and made him look like aderm lampert but less preppy and then we gave him chains all around his black lever jacket like dragon tears and cut him and then we fnally changed his name to Blackness Nightblood Vampyre.

Garud went back home on his crutches and then me and Blackness Niteblood Vampyre had our second wedding. this one was our goffik wedding. after that we sacrificed his father to satan and went to bed together.