Art of soucide

Chapter 4

A/N getg guysbi I'm siting this on my iPod so sorry for any stolons typos.......it's probably aitocorecct cos it'd s Ethiopic prep (that wiz meant 2 be stupid btw).

Anyway I didnt now wot to do. I could get an aboorteon but then I might get AIDS so I decided not to. I felt derprushed so I slinky my wrists and went to the refrigerator zebra (that woz aitocorecct btw). I fought that Edgar might have been wrong but the hex day i woz Rly fat and stoff and then I puked blood all over Edgar.

"oh Satan Dakota stop barfing all over me" he shrieked. I began crying blood and hittin him maniacally (lyk in emilie autumns son maniac derprusshiin but imagine me doing it).

"fuck u ur jus a prep!!" I screamed and I felt really mas. Segue looked hurt.

"I'm sorry Dakota" he said. I suddenly felt calm again.

"sorry it's just my testosterone" i said. "cos I'm pregnant and stuff"

"ya I know" he said.

We slit our wrists happily again and then there woz suddenly a knock on the door. Emilie autumn and Alice came in. The were wearing matching black expressway steampink cloned with a long black lacy skirt lye wot u were at a fundal and maintop hats wid skulls on em. They had knee high black boots and a black and red fishnet corset and elbow lenghr gloves which ere fingerless and bright red lipstick and dark black eyeshadow. Alice had a black viel covering het face furled hi fly (that woz meant to say durpreshingly) and woz holding sum dead wilted black roses.

"hey Dakota I have something to say" Emilie said durpreshingly. "me and Alice r getting married cos she wiz jealous of you."

I woz so surprised I started yelling in other languages. "апыддпвдапたまないてなあな desu kawaii!!!!!" I sed. Lice looked upset tho.

"wots the matte don't u want to marry my sister" I sed. She glared st me.

"I waned to marry you and Edward...........u tuned my ice@ eh said. And then she began trying to kill me. BUT SUDDENLY Gerard way and Amy Lee and the band of linkin pork came in and beet her pine with her guitars!!!!lice was left as a bloody mes on my carpet which I decided tonuse as Gordon (goffik) makeup latr.

"thank u for saving us!" egbert sed to haly Williams. Bt then he said.........in a serious voice.........

"Alexa, I'm the father o ur child. Edgesr is your brother."

I gasped and then fainted dramatically on the floor, Lansing in lice's bloody carcass and getting her juices all over mem.